zeldathemes
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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." My blog is based off of many things, but mainly Sherlock, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Frozen, the Avengers (ok....mainly Loki...) Black Butler, Attack on Titan and Free! both seasons. I start college fall 2014 (I am going to Reed!) My current major is Linguistics, but we shall see how it works out. Ok, enough about me! P.S. My ask box is open...feel free to talk to me!

reedcommunitysafety:

First gnome into the tunnel. First tour starts at 8:30. Meet in front of Eliot by the air vent

reedcommunitysafety:

First gnome into the tunnel. First tour starts at 8:30. Meet in front of Eliot by the air vent

reedcommunitysafety:

First group of class of 2018 to go through the steam tunnel.  Had to have been 50 people.

reedcommunitysafety:

First group of class of 2018 to go through the steam tunnel. Had to have been 50 people.

  #I'm in this....    #Reed  
reedcommunitysafety:

Second gnome going to its new abode #reedcollege

reedcommunitysafety:

Second gnome going to its new abode #reedcollege

reedcommunitysafety:

More new tunnel graffiti #reedcollege

reedcommunitysafety:

More new tunnel graffiti #reedcollege

ihatecispeople:

livlafluv9616:

ihatecispeople:

Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.

Once you’re a senior, you’ll feel different about this. Trust me.

I am a senior. 
And if you’re a senior you should ESPECIALLY not be harassing freshmen. you should know better. 

snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

lvl40:

Alchemy is a science where one understands the structure of matter, breaks it down, then rebuild it. However is not an all-powerful technique, as one cannot create something out of nothing. If one wishes to gain something, one must present something of equal value. This is the concept of equivalent exchange, the fundamental basis of alchemy.

However, there is a taboo in alchemy. Human transmutation. One must not commit this act. 

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun